Comedy
You've found my comedy page! I'm going to post anything that I do that's even remotely funny. I'm trying to be more proactive with creating content so there will eventually a lot of stuff on here.
My Instagram Hell or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Wind Up Help Center Robots
It turns out it's incredibly difficult to get an Instagram account reactivated...
50 Ways to Leave Your Lover
Paul Simon famously sung that there's 50 ways to leave your lover. He never listed all 50, so I've taken the liberty to list them for him.
The Card Game
A poem about a particularly intense card game
One Day More (To Aberdeen)
My parody of One Day More from Les Misérables